"His dick smaller than my toes," CupcakKe reveals on the hook of her new song. "I'd rather ride Squidward nose." It's called, naturally, "Squidward Nose," named after the plump, dangling appendage that hangs in the middle of the beloved SpongeBob Squarepants character's face. And it is, I'm very pleased to inform you, a banger.

Eschewing the more skeletal production of modern hip-pop, "Squidward Nose" is brassy and bold, largely bypassing clever innuendo for real talk: "All about the head like I'm in beauty school / I said roses are red, might turn your balls blue." That's just the tip of the iceberg of CupcakKe's lyrical prowess, but I won't spoil the fun. Just listen.